deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

(via egg-rolls)

musicalcheesecake:

sexuality: men singing musical theatre

(via god-i-love-theatre)

dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

(via egg-rolls)

    Person: Hi, do you want pizza?
    Person Nobody Likes: No. I'm being healthy. I'm not eating pizza because...
    Everyone: Okay.
    Person Nobody Likes: It looks so good, but the calories--
    Everyone: Okay.
    Person Nobody Likes: ...and the fat--
    Everyone: Okay.
    Person Nobody Likes: Here's a long explanation of my diet...
    Everyone:
    Person Nobody Likes: But I wish I could cheat LOL!
    Everyone:
    Person Nobody Likes: That stuff is so bad for you, you know? But you have fun!
    Everyone who has left to go live their lives:
    Person Nobody Likes: It's the gluten, you know? I don't know what that is, but it's soooooo baaaaaad.
    Crickets who have come out because it's midnight now:
    Person Nobody Likes: I cheated and ate an M&M yesterday! I spent an hour at the gym to make up for it but so worth it LOL.
    Unfeeling universe:
    Person Nobody Likes: Have you tried using cauliflower instead of bread to make a pizza?
    Existential dread:
    Person Nobody Likes: It tastes exactly the same, and it's sooooo much healthier.
    Death itself:
    Person Nobody Likes: I'm gonna go drink my soy smoothie now.
    Person Nobody Likes: It's a small size.
    Person Nobody Likes: Gotta watch my thighs!
    Apocalypse, the end of all space and time as we know it, the fathomless void of nothingness:
    Person Nobody Likes: BUT YOU ENJOY THAT PIZZA, FRIEND.

demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

(via hydropotes)

"Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive."
- (via diorky)

(Source: eatsleepjohnmayer, via i-amacelestialbeing)