first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

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sexuality: men singing musical theatre

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Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.


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    Person: Hi, do you want pizza?
    Person Nobody Likes: No. I'm being healthy. I'm not eating pizza because...
    Everyone: Okay.
    Person Nobody Likes: It looks so good, but the calories--
    Everyone: Okay.
    Person Nobody Likes: ...and the fat--
    Everyone: Okay.
    Person Nobody Likes: Here's a long explanation of my diet...
    Person Nobody Likes: But I wish I could cheat LOL!
    Person Nobody Likes: That stuff is so bad for you, you know? But you have fun!
    Everyone who has left to go live their lives:
    Person Nobody Likes: It's the gluten, you know? I don't know what that is, but it's soooooo baaaaaad.
    Crickets who have come out because it's midnight now:
    Person Nobody Likes: I cheated and ate an M&M yesterday! I spent an hour at the gym to make up for it but so worth it LOL.
    Unfeeling universe:
    Person Nobody Likes: Have you tried using cauliflower instead of bread to make a pizza?
    Existential dread:
    Person Nobody Likes: It tastes exactly the same, and it's sooooo much healthier.
    Death itself:
    Person Nobody Likes: I'm gonna go drink my soy smoothie now.
    Person Nobody Likes: It's a small size.
    Person Nobody Likes: Gotta watch my thighs!
    Apocalypse, the end of all space and time as we know it, the fathomless void of nothingness:
    Person Nobody Likes: BUT YOU ENJOY THAT PIZZA, FRIEND.


is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

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"Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive."
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(Source: eatsleepjohnmayer, via i-amacelestialbeing)